In today’s stop-the-world-I-want-to-get-off department:

Cowboy Ticketed for ‘Riding Under the Influence’

Arvada, CO.  May 1  –  A man in a cowboy hat who rode a horse through a Denver suburb has been cited for riding an animal under the influence…

Police say deciding what to do with the horse was a "tricky call" because "you can tow a car" in typical drunk driving cases…