In the no-comment-necessary department….
Man Charged With Drunk Driving on a Bicycle
Warwick, RI. Feb. 16 - Police have charged a man on a bicycle with driving under the influence.
Police said Gary Merritt, 49, was riding his blue Roadmaster bicycle on Sunday in the middle of the travel lane at the intersection of Warwick Avenue and Airport Road.
According to police, Merritt went through a red light and didn’t have any lights on his bike.
For examples of other dangerous criminals scooped up in MADD's dragnet, see my posts DUI – While Walking a Bike, Felony Bicycle DUI, DUI on a Foot-High Toy Bike, DUI on a Horse?, Drunk Driving on a Lawn Mower, DUI in a Wheelchair? and Drunk Driving on a Zamboni.